Saturday, October 01, 2005

strange but true

discovered in front of our house and in our bin. i kid you not. plastic bags filled with...wait for it...dog doo. today while dN was on the roof fixing gutters he spotted someone dart across our drive way. he went to check it out, that's when he peeked in the empty bin and saw "the package." a few weeks ago we noticed a pile of small tied bags left right up against our house. bags of doo. it's not even like it was close to the sidewalk, this pile was left near our house in the far corner near the drive way, right below our bay window. is it some kind of message to us or just a disposal issue? what to do, what to do...we thought of leaving a note to the crap bandits or installing a security cam but anyone rude enough to leave the bags in the first place wouldn't be swayed by a note and a security cam would be expensive and difficult to install in an omni-present way, covering all angles. if you are reading this - crap bandits - deal with your shit and quit dumping on us. literally.

4 comments:

Gallis said...

Yeah - we've gotten all sorts of crap - literal and otherwise - too. We've had bags of dog doo doo dumped in our window wells fer chrissakes! Then there's the pine cone designs on our driveway, and strange letters from the mentally ill in our mailbox. Welcome to the neighbourhood!

Deanna McFadden said...

That's honestly the rudest thing I have ever heard of. What's the difference in between dumping it in your bin or putting it in the green bin supplied by the city? What's wrong with people? Honestly?

Warren G said...

I love dogs but mostly hate dog owners. What a sad paradox. I can't own something that I love for fear of becoming something that I hate.

scarbie doll said...

Oh man, I wonder if someone has a hate-on for y'all. My aunt was plagued by an empty pack of butts and can of coke on her lawn every morning, shortly after my uncle died. She was freaked out. She called the cops and installed a home surveillance system (she hadn't been alone for over 50 years). Turns out she had yelled at this neighbour once for throwing trash on her lawn, and now he sat on her lawn at dawn each morn, smokin', drinkin' a coke and then trashin' on her lawn outta spite. Weird.